IN a courtroom, a lawyer called his first witness who happens to be an elderly woman to the stand. He went to her and asked, “Ma’am, do you know me?”

She responded, “Why, yes I do know you Mr. Pollus. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and to be frank, you have been a big disappointment to your parents and to the society.

“You are a liar, you cheat people including your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you are a big man when you don’t even have brains. Yes, I know you!”

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,

“Ma’am, do you know the defence lawyer?”

She replied, “Yes, I do. I have known Mr. Gideon since he was a young boy too. He has been your very good friend since childhood because the two of you have the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem. In fact, he is a criminal and can’t even build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention that he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them your wife. Yes, I know him. The defence lawyer almost fainted.

The Judge called both lawyers to his table and in a very quiet voice, said, “If any of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll make sure you lose your license.”

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Love Dictionary: What Is Sex Selection

Sex selection is the attempt to control the sex of the offspring to achieve a desired sex. It can be accomplished in several ways, both pre- and post-implantation of an embryo, as well as at birth. It has been marketed under the title family balancing.

Preference for sex of child

In many cultures, male offspring are desired in order to inherit property, carry on family name, to provide support for parents in old age.

In countries such as India, China and Nepal sons have been favored over daughters. According to a 2011 Gallup poll, American parents favor boys by a 40% to 28% margin. The results were similar to a survey in 1941, when Americans preferred a boy to a girl by a 38% to 24% margin. The overall preference was driven by men, of whom 49% preferred a son compared to 22% who preferred a daughter. Men’s preference for sons was most pronounced among men aged 18 to 29. Women, on the other hand, showed no preference for either sex, with 33% stating that they preferred a girl and 31% responding that they favored a boy. Evidence suggests couples in the United Kingdom tend to pick sons and daughters in roughly even numbers.

A 2009 study at the University of Ulster found that having sisters, as compared to brothers, can enhance the quality of life of an adult.

Post-birth Sex-selective infanticide (killing children of the unwanted sex)

Though illegal in most parts of the world, it is still practiced.

Sex-selective child abandonment - Abandoning children of the unwanted sex

Though illegal in most parts of the world, it is still practiced.

Sex-selective adoption - Placing children of the unwanted sex up for adoption

Less commonly viewed as a method of social sex selection, adoption affords families that have a gender preference a legal means of choosing offspring of a particular sex.

Source: en.wikipedia.org.

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