Obama: To the displaced citizens of Ramadi, don’t fret (set your hair on fire), this is a minor setback and we will retake Ramadi. Your homes may have been destroyed and family members killed but these minor inconveniences can and will be overcome. I am currently ‘mulling’ over a possible solution. Please understand that I could not prevent the ISIS takeover as I was already too busy mulling over the most important threat to the world, climate change.
To the families of the deceased innocents who were tortured, burnt alive, and thrown into the river: Whoops.
And to the brave Americans who lost life and limb securing Ramadi in the first place: Ramadi wasn’t really that important but thank you for your service.